I tried building a small RAG search node for Qwen3.8 27B using a fake AliExpress Mini PC... and Intel sent me back to 2018.

I love Qwen3.8 27B so much that I decided to show my gratitude to the Alibaba ecosystem by building a dedicated RAG/search node using a cheap Mini PC from AliExpress.

Turns out, my ecosystem loyalty got rewarded with an absolute masterpiece of fraud:

• Promised: Intel N150 + DDR4/DDR5
• Delivered: Core i3-7020U (2018 Kaby Lake, 2C/4T) + DDR3 1600MHz
• The Scam: The seller literally hardcoded New_N150 into the BIOS release string (HSHW_M6_DDR3_EC_Intel_Com_New_N150_K001).

So now my Qwen3.8 RAG stack is full of fake specs that can barely index a text file, let alone run vector sidecars.

Filing a credit card chargeback now. Stay safe out there!